Mommy Surprise

I have debated on whether or not to post this and have decided that there has to be other mommy's out there that will understand this post completely! WARNING: If you are sqeemish, stop reading right now!

Last Saturday afternoon/evening, we went to church as normal. Now we always sit in the front first few rows. My father in law is a canary in the choir so we are active members. Active members sit in the front rows.

Well anyways, we arrive and sit in the front. Grandma and Great Grandma are directly behind us (good thing)

Suddenly, I get this ........not so nice odor

I look around, who in the world made this terrible odor.......

I'm thinking to myself.......geesh, why did we have to sit right HERE, if I have to sniff this thru the entire mass!

Then it would fade......and come back........fade.....

Daddy P leans over and says, "What is that odor"?

I whisper, "I have no idea but I smell it for the rest of mass I'm going to die, it's disgusting!"

Daddy P says, "I think it's him"....pointing to my sweet little Baby P

"Noooooooooo, I don't think so I say".........

"Check his diaper".........

So I discreetly try and look in the back of his diaper (good thing inlaws are behind us!)

I can't see because...one, I'm trying to be discreet and two, he has on the cutest little jeans....they are fitting and won't let me "peek"

So I try and slide my hand down the back of his pants to try and pull the back out alittle so I can look.........

OMG.....ok so I know it's church but still.....OMG.

It IS him and I slid down alittle to far and OMG.......So I casually try and wipe my fingers off IN THE DIAPER and be discreet but FAST

I look at Daddy D........"As soon as we stand, give me the diaper bag, it's HIM"

I pick him up, grab the bag and now because we are active members and sit in the FRONT seat, I must walk down the center isle with a lovely smelling child.

It felt like all eyes were on me (which they probably were) and it was the longest walk of my life. I am sweating and I feel like my face is on fire.

So we go down to the bathroom and there is no place for him to lay down. GREAT!

I say...."Baby, please cooperate with mommy, ok?" I need you to cooperate with me!"

He looks scared, LOL (he's only 2!) Shakes his head yes..

So I pull his pants down and it's messy people! So I say, "Baby, bend over mommy's leg" So he does LOL thank god he cooperates when I need him too. So I get him all wiped up. The whole time poor child stood there........scared........must have been the panic in mommy's voice.

I get a nice, clean, fresh diaper on him and off we go.

Back to our seat, in the front row. The walk back was much easier.

Amen.

I have to say this was the 1st bad experience I had like this in his almost 2 years. I should be thankful.........and I was, and I was also in the perfect spot to be thankful!